Single & Savage designs
Funny Dating Shirt | Pick One Man Quote Tee | Independent Woman Humor | Drive-Thru Dating Shirt
$24.44
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DetailsEver feel like dating is just too many options, and none of them quite right? Our **"You Want Me To Pick One Man? Girl, I can't even decide in a drive-thru." T-Shirt** perfectly captures that witty, independent spirit! This hilarious graphic tee is for the woman who knows what she wants (or doesn't want!) and isn't afraid to say it with a laugh.
**Why You'll Love It:**
* **Relatable Humor:** A universally funny take on the modern dating scene.
* **Bold Statement:** Express your independent and discerning taste with a touch of sarcasm.
* **Unique Design:** Features a retro-inspired graphic with witty "Tall & Toxic," "Soft Boi Supreme," and "Daddy Deluxe" options.
* **Versatile Style:** Perfect for casual outings, making a statement, or just enjoying a good laugh with friends.
* **Perfect Gift:** An ideal and amusing gift for your single friends, dating-weary pals, or anyone who appreciates a good chuckle.
**Product Details:**
* **Material:** [e.g., Crafted from a premium blend of 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort and durability.]
Classic unisex fit. Please refer to our size chart in the images for accurate measurements.]
Design: A high-quality, fade-resistant graphic print shows a retro woman in a car. It features the quote "Pick One Man" and funny dating options
* **Color: ** Black
* **Care Instructions:** [e.g., Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results to preserve the print and fabric.]
**Available Sizes:** [e.g., S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL]
Perfect For:
* Single women navigating the dating world
* Anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor about relationships
* Independent women who enjoy their freedom
* Unique gifts for friends who love witty apparel
**Shop the entire SheVibesAfterDark collection and find your perfect statement piece!**
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Who runs this shop?
Just one bold woman — Kristina. I design everything myself with love, chaos, sarcasm, and personal experience. What do you sell? Retro-inspired graphic tees, tanks, and merch featuring dark humor, feminist truth, and unapologetic energy. Is this stuff made by hand? Designs? Yes
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